Welcome to my head, I hope you enjoy your stay.

“But what are you promising?”

thrustinwithgustin:

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“But what are you promising?”

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

This is wonderful. The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. Made my day.

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

• *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
• *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
• *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
• *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
• *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
• *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

But what are you promising? [x]

alluponeachother:

well.

merry christmas, everyone.

funsexytime:jabbati:

Sailor Sweethearts

My heart just grew three sizes.

properdead:

I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.

textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop